1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;
Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.
Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"
Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"