2 definitions by rob mugaybe

After ejaculating into a pussy, lock your lips onto it and blow warm, moist air and a merry little tune will come out her asshole.
massive stud: i gave my girl the mellow bagpipe last night, couldn’t danced to the little jig
by rob mugaybe July 12, 2021
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A Hardwick is an utter fucking neanderthal freak looking fuck. He’s primative, ruthless, lies about his height and eats his dead skin ( and other people’s)
by rob mugaybe June 25, 2021
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