rnps's definitions

partyflow

The resulting movement of people from a crowded space to a more open one. A floorplan with a circular path that allows one to not be trapped in an area. A good example is a kitchen with openings on two sides.

Person 1: "Thankfully, this house has great partyflow."
Person 2: "Ya, we didn't get trapped in the kitchen with only one way out."
Person 1: "I almost felt like I was squeezed-out the other side."

by RNPS October 9, 2007

holidump

The nasty, painful, stinky shit one takes after a holiday feast.

Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.

by RNPS January 10, 2008

Third World

Not being cleaned-up to interact with others. This could include recently taken a dump, not being showered, not having brushed teeth, &/or dirty home.

I'd love to have you over now, but I'm too third world.

Man, she smells third world.

by RNPS June 1, 2007

c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

by RNPS December 9, 2008

gummy bear

In group sex, when men gather around a fat, hairy man (the bear) and jack-off on him. Some may chant "gummy bear" repeatedly.

Dude, I was at this wild sex party last night - we gave this guy a gummy bear.

by RNPS August 7, 2007

air train

a long, gassy day due to a recent meal's digestion.

Ugh! Last night's chilli cook-off is causing today's air train...I can't stop farting!

by RNPS February 8, 2009

snatch patch

An excuse guys or lesbians will use when they're either not interested in a woman or taking a break from women (typically after a break-up).
Implying one is wearing a patch similar to a smoker's nicotine patch.

Whore in bar: Come on, baby! Give me some of your sweet meat!
Man in bar: Sorry, ma'am...I'm on the snatch patch.

by RNPS April 30, 2008