rnps's definitions

Third World

Not being cleaned-up to interact with others. This could include recently taken a dump, not being showered, not having brushed teeth, &/or dirty home.

I'd love to have you over now, but I'm too third world.

Man, she smells third world.

by RNPS June 1, 2007

c'ard-on

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

by RNPS December 9, 2008

holidump

The nasty, painful, stinky shit one takes after a holiday feast.

Dude 1: I just took the most disgusting holidump - greasy, runny, chunky with sputters and it smelled like something died in there.
Dude 2: What the hell did you eat?!
Dude 1: Christmas duck, lasagna, and lobster chili.

by RNPS January 10, 2008

afterburner

A fart that starts quiet then blasts at the end.

Dude - I was at the library, started a quiet fart and thought, what the hell, time to turn on the afterburner.

by RNPS January 13, 2008

bake the steak

Suntanning nude. No tan line. Typically a guy referring to including tanning his genitals.

Anyone want to go to Black's Beach? I need to bake the steak.

by RNPS January 13, 2008

Casino

Where you go to drop a Deuce - the bathroom.

Person 1: Where's John? Our meeting's about to start.
Person 2: He went to the casino.

by RNPS June 1, 2007

back-up bitch

The next person in line that you ask to do something with after your preferred person isn't able to.

guy 1: "My girlfriend can't make it for lunch with me today...do you want to go?"
guy 2: "What, am I your back-up bitch?"

by RNPS September 6, 2007