3 definitions by rkmalone

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....
Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!
by rkmalone January 7, 2010
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Tard Tax: An official tax on "retards". A retard shall defined as A) a person who acts retarded and jackass like. B) a person lacking logical and critical thinking to come to a logical conclusion. C) One who lacks the ability to examine ALL the facts in front of them and realise they have been lied to.

Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.
1) "Hey guess what??...Congress thinks the American people are not awake and may impose a tard tax on them".

2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"
by rkmalone July 24, 2010
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A moron or someone who is being or acting retarded, most likely in front of other people and causing an embarassing moment for all watching....
Stop jacking off junior, grandma hates that. It's supper time you bugwit.
by rkmalone March 20, 2010
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