mike jones

a rapper whose music shows a heavy influence from "timmy" the retarded kid in the wheel chair on south park.
borrowing from timmy's style, mike jones decided to say his name repeatedly, and often even in different tones as well. amazing.
timmy: timmy!!
mike jones: mike jones bitch!
by rilesworth September 08, 2006
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junk and stuff

used in conjunction with terms such as whatnot, this and that, and whoever, to describe a broad field of ideas.
milas: we should go swimming and junk and stuff.
rilesworth: yeah, we can go with whoever and do this and that and whatnot.
by rilesworth August 19, 2006
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shaners

russian for "tumor nose." has more zits on his face than the helpers at best buy in the video game section. made up some NASJET shit and wouldnt back down from it.
shaners: jews dont get circumsized.
rest of world:.......
by rilesworth August 22, 2006
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mike judge

not only a genius of retarded humor, but also more "sophisitcated" humor like in king of the hill and office space.
the voices he did with beavis and butthead were particularly amazing, he used tape-overs in the voices because he did both of there voices and they often speak simultaneously. he also did the teachers, and the principal's, among others.
mike judge is up there the creators of south park, and the simpsons, really advancing the cause of animated humor.
by rilesworth August 24, 2006
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gilgashit

an epic saga, where rilesworth skipped class every day to take a shit on the toilet. after five episodes, ending in return of the jedi, the journey was completed and he achieved enlightenment.

also an excuse to skip a class or something important.
roswell: hey rilesworth how was the gilgashit?
rilesworth: ah it went fine, no tragedeees.

also:

rilesworth: hey i heard we have to run the mile today in pe. im gonna gilgashit that shit if you know what i mean.
roswell: i know EXACTLY what you mean.
by rilesworth July 25, 2006
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puppies

the largest threat to our national security.
they form gangs, traffick drugs, are known to have links to certain terrorist organizations (cough cough al quaeda), and kill our women and children.
head of fbi: (after listening to primus song) les claypool is so right, we must do something about all these puppies, there starting to get out of hand.
unimportant fbi official: yes just the other day one of these "puppies" forced entry into my house and stole among other things, doggie treats, a leash, and a collar with diamonds around the 24 carrot gold name tag.
head of fbi: oh my god, this is much worse than i thought.
by rilesworth September 17, 2006
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