rilesworth's definitions
ok since completely putting your head in someones ass is impossible, there is another definition for this.
when someone at a restaraunt (or anywhere actually) sucks there straw obnoxiously loud when theyve drunk up most of all there drink.
when someone at a restaraunt (or anywhere actually) sucks there straw obnoxiously loud when theyve drunk up most of all there drink.
first that dude tells the loudest unfunny joke to the whole restaraunt, then he goes snorkeling, damn what a pigeon fucker.
by rilesworth October 15, 2006
Get the snorkelingmug. what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.
rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.
by rilesworth July 26, 2006
Get the second hand smokemug. by rilesworth July 23, 2006
Get the gajifa!mug. 
idiot: hey that definition of that word is so true and im jealous, i just cant define a word sooo good like that. im gonnna have to give him a thumb down just to be a little bitch about it.
by rilesworth July 26, 2006
Get the thumb downmug. a boring little town full of suburbs. dont go there. go somewhere more dangerous like durham or winston salem. you might actually stay awake there. raleigh is full of preps too. people dont like white trash, but id rather be with a whole bunch of beer chuggin mullet wearers than the ibm engineer folks who flooded this town anyday. the white trash here is pretty open minded actually and fun. FUN!
bill: hey lets stop here in raleigh and get something to eat.
bob: or we could stop in smithfield and eat barbecue.
bill: sounds good to me.
bob: or we could stop in smithfield and eat barbecue.
bill: sounds good to me.
by rilesworth July 25, 2006
Get the raleighmug. a phrase which should be immediately followed by the phrase "none taken" by those who want to be considered polite.
woodrow: i want you to use my cum as mouthwash and then put it back in my mouth, no homo.
rilesworth: none taken.
rilesworth: none taken.
by rilesworth May 23, 2007
Get the no homomug.