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g.a.y.

examples of g.a.y.:
ex 1- my favorite colors are gay.
ex 2- john deere tractors are gay.
ex 3- green bay packer uniforms are gay.
ex 4- im gonna re paint my gay room.
ex 5- your shirt is gay.
ex 6- a lot of flowers are gay. daisies are a good example of gay flowers.
ex 7- lance bass is gay.
by rilesworth August 19, 2006
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gajifa!

police officer: whats this kilo of weed doing in the trunk of your car?!
you: GAJIFA!
by rilesworth July 23, 2006
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fuse

a channel that had a really good premise, then was ruined by emo music. true they show more music than both vh-1 and mtv combined, but emo music isnt really music. i liked it when they showed the ledzeppelin dvd thing, but even then they got a whole bunch of crappy emo bands to come on and say how much they liked led zeppelin and how much it influenced them. meanwhile, their drummer mr. bonham was rolling in his grave. fuse would be so much cooler if they didnt try to go after the same group of people ALLL DAY LONG ie. emo kids who are between 13 and 15 maybe.
hey do you like fuse? whats that a music channel or something? no it cant be, they dont play real music. the music on the history channel is better than that shit.
by rilesworth July 23, 2006
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no homo

a phrase which should be immediately followed by the phrase "none taken" by those who want to be considered polite.
woodrow: i want you to use my cum as mouthwash and then put it back in my mouth, no homo.
rilesworth: none taken.
by rilesworth May 23, 2007
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puppies

the largest threat to our national security.
they form gangs, traffick drugs, are known to have links to certain terrorist organizations (cough cough al quaeda), and kill our women and children.
head of fbi: (after listening to primus song) les claypool is so right, we must do something about all these puppies, there starting to get out of hand.
unimportant fbi official: yes just the other day one of these "puppies" forced entry into my house and stole among other things, doggie treats, a leash, and a collar with diamonds around the 24 carrot gold name tag.
head of fbi: oh my god, this is much worse than i thought.
by rilesworth September 17, 2006
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gilgashit

an epic saga, where rilesworth skipped class every day to take a shit on the toilet. after five episodes, ending in return of the jedi, the journey was completed and he achieved enlightenment.

also an excuse to skip a class or something important.
roswell: hey rilesworth how was the gilgashit?
rilesworth: ah it went fine, no tragedeees.

also:

rilesworth: hey i heard we have to run the mile today in pe. im gonna gilgashit that shit if you know what i mean.
roswell: i know EXACTLY what you mean.
by rilesworth July 25, 2006
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mike judge

not only a genius of retarded humor, but also more "sophisitcated" humor like in king of the hill and office space.
the voices he did with beavis and butthead were particularly amazing, he used tape-overs in the voices because he did both of there voices and they often speak simultaneously. he also did the teachers, and the principal's, among others.
mike judge is up there the creators of south park, and the simpsons, really advancing the cause of animated humor.
by rilesworth August 24, 2006
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