22 definitions by rilesworth

every prep who ever lived is one. wears: rainbows, sperrys, polo shirts of any type including cherokee, ralph lauren, etc., gay looking trucker hat, new balance shoes with "n" (often multiple pairs), khaki pants, pants with rainbows (bad call), abercrombie shirts with aweful attempst at sexual innuendo. listens to: anything top 40, from any genre, always says they enjoy all music when in truth if you played anything remotely hard core there ears would bleed. (melvins, celtic frost, some nirvana even).
me: lets go drag some preppie fags behind our car then burn down there mustangs and hang them by there own god damned collars.
my friends: how much money is involved?
by rilesworth July 24, 2006
when the normal two eyebrows have merged into a single, continous body of hair above the eyes. unibrows have been shown to score lower on standardized tests than their bi-brow brethren and also have a lower standard of living.
damn son, moses couldnt part that sea of eyebrow hairs over your eyes. you could land a fartin airplane on that unibrow.
by rilesworth March 10, 2007
a phrase which should be immediately followed by the phrase "none taken" by those who want to be considered polite.

woodrow: i want you to use my cum as mouthwash and then put it back in my mouth, no homo.
rilesworth: none taken.
by rilesworth April 03, 2007
stands for green and yellow.
examples of g.a.y.:
ex 1- my favorite colors are gay.
ex 2- john deere tractors are gay.
ex 3- green bay packer uniforms are gay.
ex 4- im gonna re paint my gay room.
ex 5- your shirt is gay.
ex 6- a lot of flowers are gay. daisies are a good example of gay flowers.
ex 7- lance bass is gay.
by rilesworth August 17, 2006
what all the idiots give me on this website.
idiot: hey that definition of that word is so true and im jealous, i just cant define a word sooo good like that. im gonnna have to give him a thumb down just to be a little bitch about it.
by rilesworth July 25, 2006
ok since completely putting your head in someones ass is impossible, there is another definition for this.
when someone at a restaraunt (or anywhere actually) sucks there straw obnoxiously loud when theyve drunk up most of all there drink.
first that dude tells the loudest unfunny joke to the whole restaraunt, then he goes snorkeling, damn what a pigeon fucker.
by rilesworth September 30, 2006
a boring little town full of suburbs. dont go there. go somewhere more dangerous like durham or winston salem. you might actually stay awake there. raleigh is full of preps too. people dont like white trash, but id rather be with a whole bunch of beer chuggin mullet wearers than the ibm engineer folks who flooded this town anyday. the white trash here is pretty open minded actually and fun. FUN!
bill: hey lets stop here in raleigh and get something to eat.
bob: or we could stop in smithfield and eat barbecue.
bill: sounds good to me.
by rilesworth July 25, 2006

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