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An overweight pretentious friend-whore who thinks her shit doesn't stink and that everyone is below her, despite higher IQs, better test scores, and overall better personalities. Not to mention, this is the kind of individual who ruins a perfect GPA with an entry level class, and pretends it's everyone's fault but her own. She has no regard for friends feelings and feigns interest in the lives of her friends. She's a sociopath.
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): Did you hear about Brianna Fisher?
Brad Pitt (as self): No, what about her?
Tom Cruise (as Lestat): She's a raging thundercunt! Even more-so than myself! That's quite the accomplishment, considering I'm flaming vagina.
Brad Pitt (as self): OH MY GOSH! I better not have sex with that bitch!
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