128 definitions by rick

turd herder

A person working in the sewage field. Responsible for keeping the sewage (turds) in the pipes, not on the ground.

Tom is the best turd herder I know.

by rick April 27, 2004

phlegm hockers

1. Those that hock up gops of phelgm with the intent to spit them out. 2. Name for a band

People with chest colds are phlegm hockers.

by rick October 27, 2005

O-Town Olympics

A game played by drunks from the town of Orange, Massachusetts. The game conists of drinking a large quantity of alcohol and then making yourself throw up by placing your fingers in your mouth. The winner is the first person to throw up.

"Hey Mac won the O-Town Olympics."

by rick December 7, 2003

foody

A pretentious person who thinks they know more about food than they really do.

That joker calls herself a foody, but she’d never be able tell the difference between Kraft Dinner and pasta made from scratch with a homemade six-cheese sauce.

by rick August 26, 2003

gleeg snag zip

In the demented cartoon movie, a phrase that can blow up the world. Similar to Zeeky Boogy Doog, which only causes a nuclear explosion.

At least there's not a word to blow up the world
iGleeg snag zip!/i
I stand thoroughly corrected.

by rick December 25, 2004

man-pipe

Male sexual organ. Penis

Lewis smokes man-pipe. (Gives blow jobs)

by rick December 23, 2003

neta

no ifs, ands or buts about it. period. no shit, no kidding.

Her after sex:"Were you serious about having gotten a vasectomy?"
Him: "Neta!"

by rick April 20, 2005