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The condition of being deprived of oxygen when exposed to noxious fart fumes.
John barely noticed as Kevin passed his cubicle softly giggling. Suddenly, a warm, invisible tidal wave of stench overwhelmed the confined space, and John was sure he was about to die of gasphyxiation.
by richippr September 26, 2013
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Mistaken Interest.
As a matter of habit and causual etiquette, Kevin said "What's up?" to John in the breakroom, expecting nothing more than a brief, if not exact reply. In a clear case of misinterest, John went on to describe his date with Meg (the hot new secretary), in mindnumbing detail.
by richippr September 24, 2013
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Nipples, generally female. When observed, can indicate the comfort level of the ambient air temperature.
Wondering if it was just him, John took a quick peek at Susan's thermamaters and confirmed that it was indeed cold in the office today.
by richippr September 23, 2013
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