191 definitions by richard black

v. performing any of a multitude of sex acts
The San Diego hos were lining the docks and ready to service the sailors who were returning to shore after six months at sea.
by richard black May 13, 2005
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adj. phrase to describe certain married females who wanted to work outside of the home but forbidden by their protective husbands. Usage common in the U.S. to about 1960.
Joe kept Sarah hushed up about working a factory shift by keeping her barefoot and pregnant. He knocked her up everytime she bled so she'd have too much to do at home than to think about other work.
by richard black April 29, 2005
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a short-changed black man; one with a short dick.
Ruby lost her horniness when she got home and in bed with Sam and found out his dick was the size of her tube of lipstick. She had accidentally picked up a shawty at the bar.
by richard black March 5, 2005
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Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.
The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.
by richard black March 11, 2005
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Brie Ann has borne three children out of wedlock by Tyrone. Their union is without benefits of clergy so she is an unwed mother. Tyrone has children by Amber, Kiersten and Takeshia. He thinks there are others but is not sure.
by richard black April 30, 2005
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Foul tasting semen from someone who has been drinking and has ejaculated in the mouth of someone who has not been drinking.
Kelvin didn't like to trick at clubs or parties because he did not like the taste of beer cum.
by richard black March 12, 2005
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pubic hair wax;also used by males who wear bikinis and want hair-free nuts and crotch
Since Tyrone started using bikini wax his crotch skin was as soft as a baby's. His dates were happy not to have pubes in their mouths when they were forced to deepthroat the eleven inch pole.
by richard black March 19, 2005
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