rich's definitions

Waldorfian

A resident of Waldorf, Maryland typically coined by other Waldorf residents who happen to hate Waldorf and make fun of those who never leave the damn town.

"All the waldorfians never leave this town even though its only 25 minutes from Washington DC 7 Old Town Alexandria, VA, 45 minutes from Baltimore and 1.5 hours from Richmond!"

"Lets go to Denny's up on 301 and hang out with all the waldorfians"

In Waldorf MD, waldorfians call the popular clothing store "Up against The Wall" in the mall, "Up Against The Waldorf"

They also call Walmart, Up Against The Walmart... friggin waldorfians.

by Rich January 17, 2004

Pillock

A person with one testical, slang for an idot.

You stupid Pillock!

by rich September 9, 2003

shitgoose

A way to describe a nuisance, or how something or someone is annoying.

1) Oh shitgoose, I have to take out the trash!

2) Teri is a real shitgoose!

by Rich March 2, 2005

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 5, 2004

fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.

"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"

by rich March 27, 2004

WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.

She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.

by rich August 25, 2003

Leathel

To be greatly skilled among all others and out wit almost anyone with the slightest efford.

To be almost irresistible to most women, a very flirty carachter and fun to be with, making him very appealing.

A very cocky personallity almost unmatched by any other, this person is equality cocky as charming and irritating at the same time.

A flirty person that can have you wrap around his or her finger just by talking to you, very submissive and persuassive, almost addicting.

A person who is able to learn at a very fast pase and apply what they learn in a supervly manner.

That guy is so leathel, he thinks he owns the world.

by rich September 28, 2003