may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"
one of those dumbass kids who things that they are super funny by putting their name as a definition on urban dictionary. usually the editors just deny them from getting posted while whispering "what a faggot" to themselves.
*while editing urban dictionary*
Jack: THE COOLEST KID IN THE WORLD!!!!!
"another ud fag...i hate all jacks in the world now"
cyber piss is when you get so into the video game that you are playing you forget about going to the bathroom. when you finally stop playing you walk 10 steps and realize that you have to piss like a preggo. also works with cyber hunger or shit.
"dude i played counter-strike for 9 hours straight and when i eventually got up i had to take the biggest cyber piss of my life. i was blowing full power for 8 min."
"thats fabulous, i took a 38 min cyber shit after playing WoW for 15 hours."
A half rhyme is when a rapper says a word but changes the actual pronunciation to make it rhyme with the other lyrics. Especially in the song "oh yeah" by lil' scrappy. Where he rhymes "eyes" with 'tires' but really says "thighs"
"i was listening to Oh yeah the other day. and i just figured out that the official lyric is tires instead of thighs."
"oh i know, biggest half rhyme i have ever heard."