rexgibson's definitions

freelance

Unstructured work, often done outside the office on a piecemeal basis. Irregular and often unpaid.

The editor asked me to do all that writing on a freelance basis, but in the end he never paid me. I took him to court.

by RexGibson March 14, 2004

Double Play

To pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.

Very few men have managed a double play.

by RexGibson March 16, 2004

pimples

Really small breasts.

That girl had two pimples on her chest. She sure didn't need a bra.

by RexGibson March 18, 2004

barely legal

1) The age at which a girl is just old enough to have sex without getting the older man in trouble with the law.

2) A very fine pornographic magazine depicting teenage girls.

1) Jimmy: Hey Johnny, how old is your girlfriend? She looks really young.
Johnny: She just turned 18!
Jimmy: You lucky dog, she's barely legal!

2) I looked at the naked pictures in the latest issue of Barely Legal.

by RexGibson December 13, 2003

steeltown

Nickname for the city of Hamilton, Ontario. Given for the steel making plants located on the shores of Hamilton harbour. Those plants belch so much soot and crap that Hamilton harbour is a cesspool of filth. It also causes Hamiltonians to look like ugly bastards, and grow up brain damaged.

Steeltown is where all the criminals and whores live.

by RexGibson December 28, 2003

rippers

A generic name for a strip club. May be truncated form of "strippers".

Hey guys, let's go to the rippers tonight!

by RexGibson January 1, 2004

jimi hendrix

The best rock guitarist in the history of mankind. When Jimi played, the guitar seemed to be part of his body just like another limb. He was a master at mixing lead and rhythm guitar together. Unlike most guitarists, he didn't need anyone backing him up, even when he played a solo!

Jimi Hendrix could make his guitar sound like a machine gun!

by RexGibson January 1, 2004