rexgibson's definitions

barely legal

1) The age at which a girl is just old enough to have sex without getting the older man in trouble with the law.

2) A very fine pornographic magazine depicting teenage girls.

1) Jimmy: Hey Johnny, how old is your girlfriend? She looks really young.
Johnny: She just turned 18!
Jimmy: You lucky dog, she's barely legal!

2) I looked at the naked pictures in the latest issue of Barely Legal.

by RexGibson December 13, 2003

hairband

A type of hard rock band from the 1980s made up of musicians who wore strange leather clothing, ripped jeans, and had tall blowdried womanly hair (often blond). These bands played hard rocking music with fast guitar solos, but also sang love ballads. Hairband music was heavy but it was produced with such a glossy sheen that it wasn't too hard on the ears. Hairbands died around 1990, and some would say they ere killed by Kurt Cobain and grunge.

Winger was a classic hairband.

by RexGibson December 5, 2003

manziere

A version of a bra specifically designed for men.

Created by Frank Costanza and Cosmo Kramer on the television comedy Seinfeld.

Kramer wanted to name the new device a bro while Frank wanted to name it the "manziere". They couldn't agree on a name and the invention failed.

If you're a man and you have large breasts, you need a manziere for support.

by RexGibson March 11, 2004

steeltown

Nickname for the city of Hamilton, Ontario. Given for the steel making plants located on the shores of Hamilton harbour. Those plants belch so much soot and crap that Hamilton harbour is a cesspool of filth. It also causes Hamiltonians to look like ugly bastards, and grow up brain damaged.

Steeltown is where all the criminals and whores live.

by RexGibson December 28, 2003

superfreak

A superfreak is a very kinky girl,
the kind you don't take home to mother. She will never let your spirits down once you get her off the street. She's pretty wild, the kind of girl you read about in a new-wave magazine -- she's pretty kinky. Three's not a crowd to her.

Rick James sang about this woman in the song Superfreak!

by RexGibson February 13, 2004

horse teeth

The horse teeth condition occurs in some women when they smile. Smiling causes their upper lip to move up way above their gums, revealing huge teeth and big red gums, much like a horse's mouth.

I could never date a girl who had horse teeth.

by RexGibson February 3, 2006

press the flesh

To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes.

John Kerry was planning to press the flesh at the convention.

by RexGibson August 11, 2004