rexgibson's definitions

rippers

A generic name for a strip club. May be truncated form of "strippers".

Hey guys, let's go to the rippers tonight!

by RexGibson January 1, 2004

let's be friends

What a woman often says after a man has expressed his true love for her. It's a polite way for a woman to say "I don't like you".
She doesn't want to remain friends -- it's just a throwaway line to make the guy feel a bit better than a piece of shit.

John: Cathy, do you love me as much as I love you?
Cathy: John, let's just be friends.
John: OK, that means I will have to kill myself.

by RexGibson February 16, 2004

bam

An appropriately named town in Iran that got hit by a massive earthquake in 2003. The town of Rumble, Iran, will likely be the next one to be hit.

The earthquake rumbled along and *BAM* the town was gone!

by RexGibson January 3, 2004

texas leaguer

A description of a weak hit in baseball that falls into the outfield just out of the reach of the infielder and just in front of the outfielder.
While the exact reason for the name is unknown, it originated in the Texas minor league.

The skinny little batter could only hit Texas Leaguers.

by RexGibson August 16, 2006

Double Play

To pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.

Very few men have managed a double play.

by RexGibson March 16, 2004

manziere

A version of a bra specifically designed for men.

Created by Frank Costanza and Cosmo Kramer on the television comedy Seinfeld.

Kramer wanted to name the new device a bro while Frank wanted to name it the "manziere". They couldn't agree on a name and the invention failed.

If you're a man and you have large breasts, you need a manziere for support.

by RexGibson March 11, 2004

hairband

A type of hard rock band from the 1980s made up of musicians who wore strange leather clothing, ripped jeans, and had tall blowdried womanly hair (often blond). These bands played hard rocking music with fast guitar solos, but also sang love ballads. Hairband music was heavy but it was produced with such a glossy sheen that it wasn't too hard on the ears. Hairbands died around 1990, and some would say they ere killed by Kurt Cobain and grunge.

Winger was a classic hairband.

by RexGibson December 5, 2003