12 definitions by rev. spoons feltchmurkin

A term used for a person who cannot stop themself putting dirty things in their mouth.
"Bloody hell,I caught Ethel in the bins again!! She's a rite ruddy mucksucker of that there is no doubt, I can tell you."

'Jeremy knew he was letting his compulsion to put dirty things in his mouth get the better of him. It occured to him when he could not stop himself from thinking about chewing on a used condom he passed by whilst on his way to work that morning. "I am a dirty Mucksucker" he whispered to himself, "but damn I like it."'
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 01, 2008

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A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.
Tracey was sneezing like a pump action snot gun the amount of shit she had dangling of her face.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 26, 2008

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An alternative way of requesting a well known cigarette brand from a shopkeeper.
'Can I have a pack of bent son in hedges please?'

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 06, 2008

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An abrieviated term that demographers use to descibe the entire population of 1-16 year olds in Asia.
'youth in Asia' becomes 'Euthanasia'
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 10, 2008

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One who consumes vegetables via the vagina.

"No meat shall pass through these lips, im a strict vagetarian"

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 01, 2008

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