Urban Dictionary: Definitions by requiett

smashterbate

To pleasure oneself until pain sets in

Kelly smashterbated herself to the thought of other girls smashterbating.

by Requiett January 3, 2005

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Holt Batnipples

n. 1. A popular pornstar 2. One who has a "package" for Neo 3. both of the above

"I'll trade your Holt Batnipples action figure for my tuna cassarole sandwich."

by Requiett November 11, 2004

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syffu

Shut your fucking face up.

<CraBYbebeq> u WÝLL die while u r sexing and speaking abt SEX...omg GET LOST THE WORLD!!
<Requiett> Syffu.

by Requiett November 13, 2004

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1. Guy your mom was probably with when she was drunk 2. Guy your mom was probably with again when she sobered up 3. Guy who left your mom 8 dirty messages on her answering machine 4. Guy who probably gave your mom that oozing sore on her upper lip 5. Probably your real father

Congratulations you're our 12th caller! You win 3 weeks of sub-standard sex & bukakke bondage with Requiett! You'll fly to beautiful San-fucking Diego where you'll stay in our trusted contact's G-Shank's spacious luxury heavy-duty, styrofoam-packed, corrugated condominum. You'll enjoy fine dining in dark alley garbage bins behind Korean take-out dives, and rub elbows with the likes of Louis the Spaniard Man-Pimp, and Linda "The 13-Inch Labia" Pullman. We hope you enjoy your trip, and thanks for listening to KFIT.

by Requiett November 13, 2004

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