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As a woman is taking a nice relaxing shit, her male parter is tongue punching her baby maker.
"When I got home after work to take a poo, my husband threw my legs up on his shoulders and gave me that duckbill poopourri!"
by redneckmikey March 19, 2022
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I was in the middle of hole pounding this chick up against the cold porcelain, her friend came in and beaver dam'd me because she had to pee
by redneckmikey April 17, 2022
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