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He says he works construction but he is always traveling to weird parts of the world.... I think he is actually a Virginia farm boy.
...or from the movie Mission Impossible:
Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
...or from the movie Mission Impossible:
Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
by RedBeard53 February 12, 2010
Get the Virginia Farm Boy mug.An immature prank played by baseball players where one player lights another player's laces on fire.
Roger McDowell of the 1986 New York Mets would skillfully wraps a wad of chewing gum around a lit cigarette, then secretly places the contraption on the heel of an unsuspecting teammate (story from SI.com).
Roger McDowell of the 1986 New York Mets would skillfully wraps a wad of chewing gum around a lit cigarette, then secretly places the contraption on the heel of an unsuspecting teammate (story from SI.com).
Mookie Wilson: Do you smell smoke?
Roger McDowell: Nope...
Mookie: Holy shit, my foot is on fire!!!
Roger: Nope, just a hot foot.
Roger McDowell: Nope...
Mookie: Holy shit, my foot is on fire!!!
Roger: Nope, just a hot foot.
by RedBeard53 August 11, 2009
Get the hot foot mug.A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
Get the jizzed up mug.Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.
Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009
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Jeb: I'm not a racist but having said that I think all non-white people are dumb.
Jeff: So you are saying you are a racist...
Jeb: Yes. Absolutely.
Jeff: So you are saying you are a racist...
Jeb: Yes. Absolutely.
by RedBeard53 November 24, 2009
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Kevin: Hey Tom, want to go out and drink some beers?
Tom: Ah man, I would but the server is down at the office and I gotta go fix it. Maybe next time.
Kevin: Riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhtttt
Tom: Ah man, I would but the server is down at the office and I gotta go fix it. Maybe next time.
Kevin: Riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhtttt
by RedBeard53 December 7, 2009
Get the the server is down mug.The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
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