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adult conversation

A phrase used by American politicians to imply their opponent is acting like a child by supporting or opposing a certain position.

The irony of the phrase is that most children have an easier time compromising on divisive issues.
John Boehner: It is time we have an adult conversation about entitlement reform. Democrats need understand the reality of our fiscal situation.

President Obama: Well it's time that WE have an adult conversation about the budget.

Donald Trump: That's fine, but it is time we have an adult conversation about Obama's place of birth.
by RedBeard53 June 6, 2011
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jizzed up

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.
Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.
by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010
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Slurpee Sipper

A person who sits by while another person tries to accomplish something.

President Obama made the reference when talking about Republicans. Said Obama: "We're down there. It's hot. We were sweating. Bugs everywhere. We're down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. Every once in a while we'd look up and see the Republicans standing there. They're just standing there fanning themselves -- sipping on a Slurpee."
Newt Gingrich: We need to cut taxes, reduce budget deficit, protect the Constitution, blah, blah, blah....

President Obama: Quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!
by RedBeard53 October 21, 2010
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Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
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Virginia Farm Boy

A member of the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).
He says he works construction but he is always traveling to weird parts of the world.... I think he is actually a Virginia farm boy.

...or from the movie Mission Impossible:

Ethan Hunt: Boot it up and anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes you'll have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
by RedBeard53 February 12, 2010
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Clueless 20-something single male exemption

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009
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well hard

A term used in the United Kingdom that means tough.
Nigel is a well hard lad who grew up in the rough parts of Sheffield.
by RedBeard53 January 23, 2013
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