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Alika is a girl that is made of half Pelmeni and half Pesto. But you can't eat her because she survives longer than the plants she takes care of with her green thumb. And she may have the surname "rotten palm" which is used during Spongebob's "Opposite Day" because she makes all greenagers, especially palms, actually"unrot". Many Hawaiians sing about her cause she's a goddess of magical cooking which contains for example to combine Bavarian "Leberkas" in unique sandwich variations And that's not all - she is also a Pasta and Salad-Queen. Don't you mess with an "Alika"! She sold clothes faster and became rich of this than your cat can catch a mouse!
He/She/They/Them: "Hey Kaylee, did you try to mess with Alika today?" Kaylee: "I tried, but after selling one shirt she was rich the next day and I couldn't get into her building cause a jungle grew around it. Also I smelled so much good food that I decided she is a cool Pelmeni Queen!"
by red_apocalipstick June 21, 2022
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