To be attracted to people of all genders, but only if they're homosexual; i.e. idiots who are unintentionally giving fodder to religious-right nutbags by making an obvious mental decision to be attracted to someone based entirely off of their sexual identities, which is in itself being attracted to the assumed image of that sexual identity.
Actually, no. You're bisexual. In fact, all humans are. Ask a psychologist. Sorry.
I identify as queersexual, because all those blonde sorority girls are saying they're bi now. I really need to seem interesting and different.