2 definitions by reality friendly

cuntbert

A female Dilbert; the office bitch.

I don't know which is worse in this job, the Ottos or the Cuntberts.

by reality friendly December 26, 2007

OML

Acronym for One Man Laughing. Meaning varies with context.
Could be the response to a weak-ass joke; maybe self-satisfaction when you put one over, or a reference to the success of the Neocon rulers.

1. Tool, that was so funny, it was OML.

2. Jack, I totally burned you! (OML)

3. Dude, what happened to my civil rights?
Govt: OML

by reality friendly January 2, 2008