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toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.

Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.

by read a book February 16, 2008

trap

n. An enclosure, small room, bunker,

Ex. ...and lay the double sawski on her. We go up to her trap, and she remove... (Naked Lunch, 1959, William S. Burroughs)

by Read A Book June 20, 2018