120 definitions by raybeez

Mambo no. 5

a really cool band song that gets stuck in your head during gym and you "jazzy kick" to it. I forgot all the girls so I just call them all monika

band teacher:we're doing mambo no. 5
me: a little bit of monnika by my side a little bit of monnika in my life a little bit of monnika all I need a little bit of monnika all I see

by raybeez April 12, 2022

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022

Are you trans?

A question I get asked by girls way too much.

girl:are you trans?
me:no
It's ray the bi man not ray the trans man

not transphobic just not trans
go trans people

by raybeez February 12, 2022

staggering beauty

the best website ever. such beauty with its moves

staggering beauty is werk of art

by raybeez February 15, 2022

Darth Vader

Apparently I’m as kinky as him

Kink quiz:your equally kinky as Darth Vader
Me:wtf

by raybeez October 14, 2022

crack shaka laka

when your super high and it like holy fucc

man timmy's dad went crack shaka laka

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Fork

a utensle I use to eat my freind's ass

"I'M GONNA EAT YOUR ASS WITH THIS FORK"

-me during lunch

by raybeez March 29, 2022