39 definitions by raw doggy
He was Homecoming King at Fort Meyers Senior High School... and he thinks he's real? He better rethink that statement and realize he'd be better off doing a movie for High School Musical... pussy!
Amazing how he was a college dropout. I mean how did he even make it that far? Probably beating up the nerds at school that ANYONE can take.
The club shooting was because his time was up and Lil' Boosie was next. He got mad like a little bitch and ordered his goons, the REAL niggas, to start a fight and shoot up the place. Yes they shouldn't bite the hand that feeds then but I'm sure they can just take whatever they want from Plies and feed themselves.
Plies got scared off stage at an Orlando area nightclub by rapper Trick Daddy. Pussy ran through a crowd of people and out the front door. Then Trick Daddy was assaulted by club bouncers and it's been said that Plies was the one who had assaulted Trick. Probably not, I mean Plies didn't show for a concert the very next day where he and Trick Daddy were both scheduled to perform. So well I guess he IS real... really SCARED.
Amazing how he was a college dropout. I mean how did he even make it that far? Probably beating up the nerds at school that ANYONE can take.
The club shooting was because his time was up and Lil' Boosie was next. He got mad like a little bitch and ordered his goons, the REAL niggas, to start a fight and shoot up the place. Yes they shouldn't bite the hand that feeds then but I'm sure they can just take whatever they want from Plies and feed themselves.
Plies got scared off stage at an Orlando area nightclub by rapper Trick Daddy. Pussy ran through a crowd of people and out the front door. Then Trick Daddy was assaulted by club bouncers and it's been said that Plies was the one who had assaulted Trick. Probably not, I mean Plies didn't show for a concert the very next day where he and Trick Daddy were both scheduled to perform. So well I guess he IS real... really SCARED.
The way the name came to him is simple actually.
Plies... I will make it easy on you folk.
OK so Plies is a pussy who lies. Pussy is sometimes shortened by its slang counterpart (or simplyfied for those who are following the math part) to "P".
Plies... I will make it easy on you folk.
OK so Plies is a pussy who lies. Pussy is sometimes shortened by its slang counterpart (or simplyfied for those who are following the math part) to "P".
by raw doggy May 13, 2010
A badass, smoked out, locced out muppet from the SS, AKA Sesame Street. His reputation puts infamous characters like Suge Knight, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, George W. Bush, Hitler (Well you get the point) to shame.
Has his own segment on sesame street, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)
Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.
Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird AKA "papa peck", Baby bear AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks, cookie monster and Kermit the Frog. That would be true. The same source also claims he is connected with Bert and Ernie but that's some bull. He doesn't fuck with those two faggots.
You'll usually see him around the big plaza of Sesame Street. If he's by himself, don't even talk to him. But if he's with his girlfriend Zoe, he'll be a little more patient with your biz.
He is rumored to be Elmo by day (A badass), and grover by night (A superhero). I can neither confirm nor deny that information.
One last time so you understand: He is cute, but EXTREMELY dangerous. If you see this individual, please call 1-800-ELMO-DIE. Remember you CAN remain anonymous.
Has his own segment on sesame street, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)
Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.
Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird AKA "papa peck", Baby bear AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks, cookie monster and Kermit the Frog. That would be true. The same source also claims he is connected with Bert and Ernie but that's some bull. He doesn't fuck with those two faggots.
You'll usually see him around the big plaza of Sesame Street. If he's by himself, don't even talk to him. But if he's with his girlfriend Zoe, he'll be a little more patient with your biz.
He is rumored to be Elmo by day (A badass), and grover by night (A superhero). I can neither confirm nor deny that information.
One last time so you understand: He is cute, but EXTREMELY dangerous. If you see this individual, please call 1-800-ELMO-DIE. Remember you CAN remain anonymous.
While there isn't enough proof, it is said that elmo stole the lyrics of all your favorite artists and gave them to Alvin and the chipmunks, who then cashed the lyrics and songs as their own and became rising stars on YouTube, practically overnight.
Elmo- great businessman, but the truth, do not mess with him.
Elmo- great businessman, but the truth, do not mess with him.
by raw doggy April 5, 2010
He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?
Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.
Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.
"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.
by raw doggy April 4, 2010
Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think it's time to cut the crap. You people deserve the true definition of how this all started.
Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).
Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.
They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.
Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).
Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.
They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.
Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
by raw doggy April 10, 2010
The group was good back in the day with Kim Hill.
Nowadays they're just way, WAY overrated, by idiots who don't really follow music, just listen to whatever the fuck. Most of them don't even know that Kim Hill got replaced by Fergie's hoe ass, which is probably the reason they are, again, overrated.
I just don't know what to say about the black eyed peas. Money didn't change them, Fergie did.
Nowadays they're just way, WAY overrated, by idiots who don't really follow music, just listen to whatever the fuck. Most of them don't even know that Kim Hill got replaced by Fergie's hoe ass, which is probably the reason they are, again, overrated.
I just don't know what to say about the black eyed peas. Money didn't change them, Fergie did.
You know, the Black Eyed Peas got a review one time, saying that they had some of the most original beats ever. The people who did that review obviously haven't heard "Pump it" or whatever that song is called
by raw doggy April 4, 2010
Some good beats were murdered by this "rapper". I hope his producer finds a better artist to rap to his beats.
But on to Soulja Boy himself. He has a speech impediment if you listen real close. That's not southern drawl you're hearing. He's in cahoots with Lil wayne to bring down Hip-Hop and once again prove nas that Hip-Hop is dead.
It's not his fault. He SHOULD go unnoticed, but again, not his fault. Blame the people who play his babbage ass music on the radio.
But on to Soulja Boy himself. He has a speech impediment if you listen real close. That's not southern drawl you're hearing. He's in cahoots with Lil wayne to bring down Hip-Hop and once again prove nas that Hip-Hop is dead.
It's not his fault. He SHOULD go unnoticed, but again, not his fault. Blame the people who play his babbage ass music on the radio.
Soulja boy fanbitch: "Dul-dya byoy u in 'is o"
Me: "Huh? oh wait never mind, it's that speech impediment you're trying to copy"
Me: "Huh? oh wait never mind, it's that speech impediment you're trying to copy"
by raw doggy April 10, 2010