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2 definitions by rardcore

 
1.
an ancient sexual jigsaw, originating in Bangalore, India. Features 27 varieties of penetration by and into 7 body parts. Tradional accessories include a passion fruit filled with petroleum jelly, lime skin finger puppets and one tiny fez hat.
A: That girl the other night was crazy, pulled a bangalore monkey butler on me!

B: Whoah!

A: Bad times tho, got the kashmir rasmir.

B: These things happen.
by rardcore April 30, 2010
 
2.
An unfortunate condition contracted through poorly orchestrated and unsafe sexual encounters. Excessive laughter and unusual tickling sensations are common, which occur shortly before the all over body rash and sudden landslide of nose from subjects face. Common after a clumsy bangalore monkey butler phi phi starfish or phuket phive.
A: Whoah man, what happened to your face?

B: Yeah... we tried the phuket phive last night... seems Jenny had the kashmir rashmir.

A: That explains the face mask.

B: I just thought she was into Silence Of the Lambs...
by rardcore May 01, 2010