ransom's definitions

Nailed

Having completed a task with great accuracy.

"A+! I nailed that test."
or
"I threw the rock and, nailed that guy between the eyes!"

by Ransom June 17, 2003

glomp

a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.

After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.

by Ransom January 4, 2005

spon

Not a mispelling of spoon. Generally used as an exclamation or insult, and occasionally an acknowledgement or expression of indifference (like meh), or confusion. It can only be correctly used as the single word in a sentence.

1. Spon.

2. Spon!

3. Spon?

Incorrect: What the spon?

by Ransom March 29, 2005

shmigro

a smuck-negro. very difficult to differenciate between regular negros and shmigros.

too bad americas jammed packed full of shmigros.

by ransom May 13, 2005

Fishbulb

Baldy!

You're as bald as Fishbulb!

by Ransom June 17, 2003

Eordi

An underrated tiktoker that should be famous but also Has a massive cock

That person is a Eordi

by Ransom June 21, 2020

jake

An old fashioned way of sayig "i'm alright"

"-How'sm it going?"
-"i'm jake"

by Ransom August 15, 2006