randal's definitions

cant

someone who either hasd a shite job is going to have one

jamie houston u fuckin cant

by randal January 13, 2004

hot lunch and warm beer

shiting in someones mouth and then washing it down with piss

i gave her a hot lunch and a warm beer

by randal February 13, 2004

six packin

when you have your thumb in a girls asshole and your middle finger in her twat

what a whore she wanted me to sixpack her

by randal February 13, 2004

cuttin cable

it means to take a shit

i gotta go and cut some cable

by randal February 13, 2004

Bang Gunk!

While a chick is blowing you, you secretly shit in your hand. Then, you act like you're pulling your cock out of her mouth and you forcefully replace it with a fistfull of shit. While she's choking, you open-handedly slap her, leaving her with a shitty handprint on her face...BANG GUNK!

That crazy bitch couldn't suck cock so I Bang Gunk'ed her

by randal February 13, 2004

Zeedar Teretz

A dance, similar to the Hokey Pokey, except with a greater emphasis on pelvic thrusting. It became popular as a disco throwback alternative to the punk rock craze that was taking over Manchester in the late 1970's. It was banned in several prominent nightclubs, including the legendry Hacienda, giving it a reputation as "the forbidden dance."

"Only one man ever lost an eye doing the Zeedar Teretz, and he deserved it."

by Randal May 13, 2004