radioturtle's definitions

DISTRACTION

Yell out distraction at the top of your lungs to get out of any situation

Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen

by radioturtle November 4, 2017

roblox senior

Someone aged 21 or above who forms part of their identity around ROBLOX. Generally characterized by an addiction to ROBLOX, being involved in some of the worst communties you've ever seen, and somehow having a huge social media following. Even if they play other games, have loads of responsibility, and have friends outside of the game, they still feel the need to work it into any conversation. It's anyone's guess if they actually enjoy playing the game at all.
Quadruple points if they watch ROBLOX porn

"Sheila is 23, in business school, and has more followers than her eyes have molecules, why does she still play ROBLOX?"
"She's a roblox senior, we'll never get her back."

by radioturtle March 13, 2023

Lettuce Wrapped Hamburger

Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.

Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.

by radioturtle December 5, 2021

Glitchstep

A form of music remix that includes electronic beeps and static to mimic the sound of glitched/corrupted videogames

Bob was listening to glitchstep

by radioturtle February 13, 2018