2 definitions by rabidchia

someone who was birthed from an anus. these anus children can either be concieved anally or artificialy planted within the anus after fertalization in a lab
in the new millenium shney captain /children are the new fast growing fad across north america among homosexual couples and straight couples who are just interested in trying different options. "the globe and mail"
by rabidchia February 4, 2010
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someone who grinds poon excessively to the point of clinically being considered a nymphomaniac. all pooners portray a certain "knack" for the seduction and grinding of pretty much any poon that comes their way. because of this most pooners are carriers of many different sexually transmitted diseases.
man that pooner really knows how to get his grind on!

some day when i grow up im gonna be a pooner.
by rabidchia October 18, 2009
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