semen esp. ejaculated from male humans onto/into the undergarments of women
I was so hot for that cheerleader that i shot a load of garter tartar all over her panties.
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euphemism for vagina.
Tim's balls got tight as he prepared to fire a load of jism into Mary's sweaty axe wound.
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A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.
John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious
apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
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An event in which Fordham Prep of the Bronx, NY is destined to emerge victorious for the rest of eternity.
Did you hear Fordham Prep won at Millrose?
Yeah man, they always do.
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1.the act of pulling out during sex,
2.stopping the act of sex because you are about to
skeet.
1. I was making love to my girl, and i didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet-stutter.
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A woman who is ready and willing for sex at closing time in a bar/night-club (due to an amalgam of intoxication and desperation).
After looking at hot guys all night while getting her drink on, Candy was a 2 o'clock tiger when the ugly lights came on.
by
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September 25, 2007
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A smelly hobo (transient)
The cops tossed the fragrant vagrant into the police van.
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