A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.
John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse
skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
semen esp. ejaculated from male humans onto/into the undergarments of women
I was so hot for that cheerleader that i shot a load of garter tartar all over her panties.
euphemism for vagina.
Tim's balls got tight as he prepared to fire a load of jism into Mary's sweaty axe wound.
An event in which Fordham Prep of the Bronx, NY is destined to emerge victorious for the rest of eternity.
Did you hear Fordham Prep won at Millrose?
Yeah man, they always do.
1.the act of pulling out during sex,
2.stopping the act of sex because you are about to skeet
1. I was making love to my girl, and i didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet-stutter.
A woman who is ready and willing for sex at closing time in a bar/night-club (due to an amalgam of intoxication and desperation).
After looking at hot guys all night while getting her drink on, Candy was a 2 o'clock tiger when the ugly lights came on.
September 25, 2007
Pretending to be involved in a phone conversation, especially to avoid someone or to appear busy.
Jake was nervous about being in a room full of strangers, so he made a fauxne call that lasted as long as the party.
September 19, 2007
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