Ihab

An Ihab is a damn beast. He averages 13 goals a game and 19 blocks. He once destroyed the world and rebuilt it with his beastliness. He also bought spinnin' teeth for himself and his future children. Ihab agrees that Bibby is majestic and thinks Allen Iverson looks like Ludacris.
Hal Ihab beast? Na'am, na'am.
by ram January 17, 2005
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apocalypse

When fire rained down from the sky, we feared that it was a sign of the apocalypse
by ram March 01, 2005
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dude

One who renders himself conspicuous by affectation of dress, manners, and speech. The word was first familiarised in London in 1881, and is a revival of the old word dudes (clothes). We have several derivations, as dudder, one who sells dress-pieces; duddery, a rag-shop; duddle, to wrap up warmly (Halliwell), etc. It is not of American origin. The term is also unisex.
He is a cool dude.
Look at that dude.
by Ram February 23, 2005
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bumbaclot

Checkout ras too
by RAM January 16, 2004
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Apoopalypse

During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.
Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.
by ram February 25, 2005
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Skeet-Stutter "SS"

1.the act of pulling out during sex,
2.stopping the act of sex because you are about to skeet.
1. I was making love to my girl, and i didn't have a condom, so I had to skeet-stutter.
by Ram April 02, 2004
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comedy-captive

A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.
John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
by ram March 08, 2005
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