1 definition by qwongmaster

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a person who has pink nipples and dark grey armpit hair, usually found in slovakia. The leader of a slovakian cult usually decides to have these rejects of society executed in the manner of death by expansion of the anal cavaties by the shoving of chunks of dry ice inside. the mixture is kept in the anus for long periods of time and causes constipation, bloody noses, dry elbow skin, and eventually death. cause of being a qwong are usually caused by an activity called mung. the activity give you a disease that makes you a qwong.
He is a qwong because he went munging!
by qwongmaster June 10, 2009

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