A slang term mainly used in Irish-American pubs by angry
drunkards. Has nothing to do with the word wank
, and its origin is still not quite
clear to this day. Here are its various
1. Klopwank (verb): to sneeze upwards
2. Klopwank (noun): a) an upwards sneeze, b) a superiority complex
("nose up in the air" attitude)
3. Klopwank, with either
the suffix y, ish, or esque (adjective): pretentious
Examples for for the word "klopwank":
1. The man klopwanked.
2. a) He had a klopwank.
2. b) His klopwank was getting really annoying.
3. That klopwanky bloke's getting on my nerves.
attitude prevented him from making many
No one liked Jane because of her klopwankesque nature.