4 definitions by quest?onmyidentity
When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.
by quest?onmyidentity September 10, 2007
When a male's sperm is infertile. Usually caused by excessive ball tapping, punching, and kicking of the testis.
by quest?onmyidentity September 10, 2007
Cameron must have E.B.T., because he has hit me in the balls 5 times today. 3 of the times was while I was sitting on the crapper. He likes hitting more balls than a golfer.
by quest?onmyidentity September 10, 2007
An unwritten book about laws that males must abide by.
1. Don't date your bestfriend's ex.
2. Don't backstab your bestfriend.
3. Bros before hoes.
4. Talk about girl's tits and twats a lot so you don't look gay.
5. Never joke about a guy's sister or mom.
6. Ball tap someone back for revenge.
And so on...
1. Don't date your bestfriend's ex.
2. Don't backstab your bestfriend.
3. Bros before hoes.
4. Talk about girl's tits and twats a lot so you don't look gay.
5. Never joke about a guy's sister or mom.
6. Ball tap someone back for revenge.
And so on...
Greg went against the male handbook. He is dating Katelyn even though his bestfriend Andrew broke up with her in the Spring.
by quest?onmyidentity September 10, 2007