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1 definition by qingwaa

 
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The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.
"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."
by qingwaa October 19, 2007