qbert's definitions

dealie

Originated in an episode of the Simpsons. Used by fucking idiots who cant tell the difference between their assholes and a hole in the ground. They use this word because they cannot speak english and have trouble naming simple objects. Used in place of a noun.

Dude, I ve been drinking for three days, what's that dealie we use to funnel the beer?

by Qbert November 3, 2004

SS

Super Slow. Often an emblem on many underpowered Chevy automobiles.

Guy 1: That's a Chevy Monte Carlo SS.
Guy 2: What does the "SS" stand for?
Guy 1: Super Slow.

by Qbert July 6, 2004

HMO

A group insurance that entitles members to services of participating hospitals and clinics and physicians.

The employess at my HMO are a bunch of homos.

by qbert February 4, 2004

867-5309

One of the most famous telephone numbers in the world. Made famous by the 1980's song by Tommy Tutone. The number is a favorite among phreaks, prank callers, college students, or anyone else looking to raise some hell.

I called 867-5309 in my area code, and I got the Suicide Prevention Hotline.

by Qbert June 30, 2005

TSS

Acronym for The Screen Savers

TSS is a computer / technology television show on the G4TECHTV network.

by Qbert July 24, 2004

radio shack

An electronics supply chain that sells low quality products that are usually over priced because they know they have very little competition. The employees at Radio Shack are dumb as a box of hammers and know shit about the products they sell.

Radio Shack should be boycotted!

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am an employee of Radio Shack and while the comment is somewhat funny, I am not, as quoted "as dumb as a box of hammers." Nor are my fellow employees. (Well, most of them)"

by Qbert September 22, 2003

java

The bastard child of C++ that nobody wants.

Look at that Java written application. It's so slow and resource consuming...

by Qbert July 10, 2005