pyrologik's definitions

chickwich

A chicken sandwich, originally from the restaurant Chick-Fil-A. Circa: Mid to late 90s.

"I am SO baked, we gotta roll up Belair road to the Chick-Fil-A for a bag o' chickwiches!"

by PyroLogik March 4, 2005

hair mayonnaise

A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.

I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.

by PyroLogiK January 13, 2008

Necco Wafers

Quarter-sized candy wafers that resemble Smarties.

"Do you have any Necco Wafers? They're good as shit.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

Gin

An often strong liquor, usually clear but with a strong smell, much like rubbing alcohol. Sold under brands like Gordon's 'London Dry Gin' and Bombay 'Sapphire'. Often used to escape life temporarily or make high skool more interesting.

I took 6 shots of gin before skool, and it was the best day ever!

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

Five Finger Jive

Masturbation, involving all 5 fingers.

I walked in and he was doing the Five Finger Jive. I shit myself.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

pickmint

A toothpick with a menthol mint taste, usually found individually wrapped at restaurants and buffets.

"Hey man, after you pay the bill, grab me a pickmint out of the dispenser."

by PyroLogik March 4, 2005

Snarf

Noun. Any sort of tube filled with scented dryer sheets, that marijuana smoke is exhaled through, to cover up the weed smell. The most basic type is a cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels with 4-8 dryer sheets balled up inside, and one end partially blocked so the sheets don't blow out the end.

Hey, if we're gonna smoke this shit in my dorm, we better make a snarf so when my roomie comes back, he won't smell it and narc on us!

by Pyrologik June 9, 2005