pyrologik's definitions

Necco Wafers

Quarter-sized candy wafers that resemble Smarties.

"Do you have any Necco Wafers? They're good as shit.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

hair mayonnaise

A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.

I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.

by PyroLogiK January 13, 2008

Gin

An often strong liquor, usually clear but with a strong smell, much like rubbing alcohol. Sold under brands like Gordon's 'London Dry Gin' and Bombay 'Sapphire'. Often used to escape life temporarily or make high skool more interesting.

I took 6 shots of gin before skool, and it was the best day ever!

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

Bluto

1. Bluto Blutarski. Main character of the film 'Animal House'. Member of the Delta Tau Chi fraternity at fictional Faber College. Played by the late John Belushi.

2. Bluto, the large, bearded character in the cartoon "Popeye the Sailor Man"

In the opening scene of Animal House, Bluto said "Grab a beer. It don't cost nothin'" to some pledges who came to the frat house.

by PyroLogiK February 26, 2008

chickwich

A chicken sandwich, originally from the restaurant Chick-Fil-A. Circa: Mid to late 90s.

"I am SO baked, we gotta roll up Belair road to the Chick-Fil-A for a bag o' chickwiches!"

by PyroLogik March 4, 2005

Five Finger Jive

Masturbation, involving all 5 fingers.

I walked in and he was doing the Five Finger Jive. I shit myself.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003

Chodem Pole

See Chode. A play on the word Totem Pole, those big carved wood poles Native Americans carve into designs.

There's this kid in my homeroom and we call him chodem pole and also bet that he has a chodem pole.

by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003