3 definitions by pussylicker12

Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

Swaster

(sway ster)Inability to think, not knowing what is going on around you, an extreme drunkeness

Mike: Yo dude what happened to Steve last night
John: Ahh don't worry about him he was just completely swaster he should be fine when he is sober again.

by pussylicker12 June 22, 2010

Foshing like the ocean

used when you would like to agree with another person./ persons idea.

usa: yo its the king wanna go play some chill ball at my place?

AY: Foshing like the ocean brah

by pussylicker12 June 20, 2010