1 definition by purpleturtle23

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Lying to yourself that chocolate could make you relax, when actually all you need is like a sleeping pill. It is an invented word that should never be used because it doesn't really mean anything.
"I'm going insane! I can't function anymore!"
"You need to chocolax, but since chocolate is stupid, here - have a zopiclone."
by purpleturtle23 December 26, 2011

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