2 definitions by purplepanda22
A man who gives a lot of women the ‘squeams’ as in, makes them squeamish because of his blatantly immature behavior around women, emotions and relationship. Generally attractive but with some squeamish attribute like the tiniest ankles on a normal sized body. Avoid squeams unless you only want FaceTime sex and get away weekends. Otherwise, the emotional intelligence is so low, the squeam will suck your star energy right out of your pussy during that FaceTime sex. Be aware of overly intrusive messaging and insta DM videos. Possibly has small penis. Possibly rich but miserable at their job and not willing to seek therapy for past trauma. Caution level: 6.5.
You may have dated or fucked a squeam in college only to find out you were better than him and he was completely ruined due to massive societal issues revolving around college campus feeding frenzies, alcoholism and insecurity.
by purplepanda22 June 15, 2020
An attractive, typically nerdy, anxious heterosexual man who refuses to grow up when it comes to romantic relationships.
We were going to go on a trip together, but he's such a squeam that he cancelled at the last minute via text.
I tried to talk to him about sexism, but he refused to listen because he's a squeam.
I tried to talk to him about sexism, but he refused to listen because he's a squeam.
by purplepanda22 June 15, 2020