1 definition by puddyman

Top Definition
Pussy for free, or at a very insignificant price/trade that merits the term 'free'.

You can say Free Pussy in public places with no consequence, like among friends at the bar talking about their mom last night.
Yo, your mom gave me the free pussy last night! I love that moose knuckle!

Jon gets the free puddy from the Hooters girl on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
by puddyman April 12, 2005

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