2. Appalling waste of money and time.
3. General lack of talent, a desperate attempted to become the Undergrad Paris Hilton, despite the misfortune of Rojo's inability to dance without her eyes crossing.
4. Insult to redheaded people, Queen's University, and the music industry.
5. Failure to realise that "paid", "game", and "VIP" do not rhyme.
Platinum Card, with endless charge, that's rojo caliente!