1. Arguably the worst music video ever.
2. Appalling waste of money and life.
3. General lack of talent/ a desperate attempt to become the Undergrad Paris Hilton, despite the misfortune of Rojo's inability to dance without her eyes crossing.
4. Insult to redheaded people, Queen's University, and the music industry.
5. Failure to realise that "paid", "game", and "VIP" do not rhyme.
Toby King, what have you done?
Platinum Card, with endless charge! That's Rojo Caliente!