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1 definition by pubbywubbywoo

noun_ a viscous amalgamation of old beer, sweaty feet and skin dust on the floor of a pub or club bar. Barmite has the exact smell and texture of Marmite, but should definately not be spread on toast.

Barmite is a clear sign that the landlord/manager is a lazy shitbag.
"went to work at this gopping bar the other night, i bet the landlady has barmite in her knickers"
by pubbywubbywoo April 15, 2009