1 definition by psycho from hell

chav

a twat. usually tries to act like thay are black when they are clearly white. can be found outside or inside mcdonalds or near a JD sports. usually wear baggy tracksuits that hang round their arses which make them look like they shat themsleves. listen to shiity chart hiphop e.g 50 cent, sean kingston, rhianna and all that other shit. sometimes hang around camden just to shout abuse at the passing by emo poofs and faggoths. talk about big brother and im a celebrity... have no sense of taste or originality and usually follow what is popular. also they talk like knobs.

chavvy white boy:yo G. wats gwan'in. u is lookin buff in ur battyriders innit. wanna cum down 2 mcdonalds and set my sum head. dont be scared by my small penis and 1 blond pube doe. bruv!
slaggy chav girl:yh bruv. ill link u buh i wanna meet up wid ma chixx.

by psycho from hell February 2, 2008