6 definitions by pswilde
An employee of the company known as "The 'Zon" (you know the one, named after a South American river). Specifically employees who believe the company are the best thing to happen to the planet and can do no wrong
Those bloody Zonbies are everywhere
by pswilde October 4, 2022
An employee of a large online retail store and web services company, allegedly internally known as "The 'Zon" (You know the one, the founder also flings celebrities into space sometimes).
Specifically, these employee's are ones that simply are not present, consciously, during their working day and/or believe The 'Zon are the greatest business to ever exist, can do no bad, and ultimately are to be worshipped.
Specifically, these employee's are ones that simply are not present, consciously, during their working day and/or believe The 'Zon are the greatest business to ever exist, can do no bad, and ultimately are to be worshipped.
by pswilde October 12, 2022
When using a computer keyboard, a helicopter typist stares are the keyboard whilst moving their index finger around in circles trying to find the key they are looking for.
This is repeated for each letter as they type, even if they have typed that letter recently.
This is repeated for each letter as they type, even if they have typed that letter recently.
Wow, look at that helicopter typing.
by pswilde March 25, 2020
A universe where all correspondence takes place over online meetings, hours upon hours of meetings.
More so, meetings which take place over the "Metaverse"
More so, meetings which take place over the "Metaverse"
by pswilde October 12, 2022
To be so far drunk you have forgotten where you started and continue to drink as if the night was young.
by pswilde April 11, 2019
The act of doing anything online, be it giving money, buying a certain thing you don't actually need, sending in pictures of yourself doing something stupid, JUST to be assigned a JPEG badge that gets assigned to your account that serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever other than unimpressive bragging-rights
Badge Mentality today has gone crazy, did you know if you don't $100 to SocialMediaCompanyX they give you a "I'm a nice person" badge?
by pswilde October 17, 2022