1 definition by pseudowoodnymph

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Old(er) people I'd like to fuck.
Patrick Stewart is seventy?! I don't care, that septuagenarian is one hot OPILF.

Holy crap, is Helen Mirren an OPILF! Did you see her in that bikini photo??
by pseudowoodnymph April 18, 2011

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