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jorja fox

awesome actress on CSI (original) who the assholes at CBS Broadcasting fired just becasue she asked for more money ( which she had every right to do) because she was receiving the same paycheck that she got for season one of CSI and she didn't get any raises even after the show's amazing success
In a pefect world, Jorja Fox would shoot Les Moonves 18 times in the face,a ss, and neck.
by Pseudonym July 19, 2004
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Christmas

A holiday which is used by self-declared enlightened 13 year olds where they make themselves look smart by hating it.
Oh darn! It's Christmas. I hate Christmas, I'd rather sit and moan in my room complaining about how awful I think my life is.
by pseudonym April 1, 2004
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pbr

a paintball site which is filled by many idiots who think spyders are godly, and drops are the shit.
Omg my spyder is sooo fucking ownage, it's got a ballistics drop forward, and I hate agg.
by Pseudonym October 25, 2004
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bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.
1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.
by pseudonym May 13, 2005
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Newport

Never
Eat
Wrinkled
Pussy
Or
Rotten
Titties
A: Hey, What does Newport stand for?
B:Oh, it just means never eat wrinkled pussy or rotten titties...
by pseudonym May 13, 2005
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Jakie

West coast slang for an alcoholic (mainly Glasgow).
Look at the jakie drinking off the pavement.
by pseudonym October 27, 2004
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unrequited

Most commonly used when referring to a strong romantic feeling for someone that is not returned. This is often due to a one sided platonic relationship.
A relationship is often built up in ones head, only to find out that the other person does not feel the same way, therefore it is unrequited.
“Nothing kills the taste of peanut butter quite like unrequited love” ~Charlie Brown
by pseudonym October 7, 2004
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