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schmere
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slurred
togetherness
of "Come here" or "
c
'mere"
Schmere a
minute
!
schmere
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pseudonym
April 4, 2004
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Christmas
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A
holiday
which is used by self-declared enlightened 13 year olds where they
make
themselves look
smart
by hating it.
Oh
darn
! It's Christmas. I
hate
Christmas, I'd rather sit and moan in my room complaining about how awful I think my
life
is.
Christmas
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pseudonym
April 1, 2004
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nut freeze
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nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch
cuz
ure
naked
in the wintertime
like
a dumbass.
OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch?
(
wine
from dog)
Okay i'll
get
a spatula.
(louder
wine
from dog)
nut freeze
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pseudonym
March 31, 2004
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spliz
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Short
for
Splizzatch
.
"...
tracy
is a
bit of a
spliz..."
spliz
by
pseudonym
March 30, 2004
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scrape the barrel
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To
scrape
the
barrel
is to preform a sexually indecent act upon the partner... ALWAYS
two
queer men who are bumlords
Dodsworth
loves
to
scrape
the
barrel
scrape the barrel
by
pseudonym
March 29, 2004
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shizz-ur
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stereotypical wigger slang for
the word
sure created by adding -izz in the
middle
of
the word
.
Do you
like
Eminem
?
For shizz-
ur
!
shizz-ur
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March 28, 2004
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Monkey Slut
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You
know
..that little slut that is
always
asking for it.
Little
hairy, but still worth the fifteen bucks.
Damn
dude
, check that 'Monkey Slut.' Only fifteen bucks!? Yeah, she's a
little
hairy
, but still ...
Monkey Slut
by
Pseudonym
March 24, 2004
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