2 definitions by pseudiddlyoodonym

An phrase used by urban communities that was intended to keep the police out of neighborhood business. The phrase reminds those seeking the help of police that their tattling will result in a severe beating. Unfortunately, This phrase has become a large reason why urban communities remain riddled with violence and poverty.
A: "I'm going to call the police, my brother. I just saw so-and-so kill David."
B: "You really shouldn't, my Nubian friend. After all, snitches get stitches."
A: "You are correct. I'll adhere to that maxim and let this sort of activity go unreported and unpunished."
by pseudiddlyoodonym August 09, 2012
1) The generally female, mortal love interest/consort/bestie of a deity;

2) A delusion, possibly related to schizophrenia, dissociative identity disorder, social anxiety, teenage angst, and/or run-of-the-mill loneliness. Godspouses believe that they've been chosen by a god or gods as said god's love interest. Unfortunately, the relationship is very one-sided as the god does not exist and the only evidence of said relationship only exists on tumblr; and/or

3) Seen also in rural areas, these godspouses refer to themselves as "anabaptists."
"Loki, my love, your godspouse needs physical attention. Please manifest yourself in the form of my well-worn, phallic marital aid! Oh! Yes! You're here!"

*disgusting squishing noises follow - imagine the sound made when punching a bowl of jelly repeatedly*
by pseudiddlyoodonym July 09, 2013

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