psas's definitions

Spiderpubes

When a man's wet pubes stick to the inside of his thighs, resembling a scraggly spiderweb.

"Today, I looked down in the shower and noticed that I had massive spiderpubes."

by Psas May 24, 2009

Octopubes

Octopubes occur when you attempt to wash your pubes in the shower by getting them soapy and pulling them out to the sides. This causes them to combine into thick strands resembling octopus tentacles.

"When I was in the shower today, I went to wash my pubes and by the time I finished I had wicked Octopubes"

by Psas May 24, 2009