projectaristotle's definitions

pimpcorn

the result of pimping your popcorn with additional toppings, typically at the theatre or in a stadium.

Billy sprinkled sour cream & onion seasoning on his pimpcorn before heading into the theatre.

by projectaristotle June 25, 2008

office fuel

n. slang term for coffee, tea, or any caffeinated beverage when consumed in office settings. office fuel is consumed in massive quantities when readily available, and subsequent servings are referred to as refueling.

The first person to arrive at work prepares the office fuel for everyone else.

Billy brought in a whole case of office fuel today, but I'm not sure if he will share it.

by projectaristotle August 14, 2009

MDB

abbreviation for Masters in Douche-Baggery. Title is granted, normally in an honorary fashion, to an individual who displays a pompous attitude or pretends to know everything about everything. Also added to the end of a name, similar to other titles.

John was clearly using his MDB while working with a client the other day.

Just another lame move by John Q Public, MDB.

by projectaristotle July 16, 2009

on the bitch

used to describe someone who is in an elevated state of panic, usually complaining about the actions of others.

Man, Billy's been on the bitch ever since he got in trouble at work.

by projectaristotle August 14, 2008