projectaristotle's definitions

plot tease

describes a cliffhanger ending to a television season. usually used by television shows in their initial season to ensure a second season is made.

man, i just saw the season finale of 'fringe' and it was a total plot tease.

by projectaristotle May 14, 2009

MDB

abbreviation for Masters in Douche-Baggery. Title is granted, normally in an honorary fashion, to an individual who displays a pompous attitude or pretends to know everything about everything. Also added to the end of a name, similar to other titles.

John was clearly using his MDB while working with a client the other day.

Just another lame move by John Q Public, MDB.

by projectaristotle July 16, 2009

weaselese

verbiage used by those in power when they need to make decisions that will hurt others. mostly used in internal global memos and messaging to the media.

did you hear about the involuntary time-base reductions?

i hate weaselese. they should just say layoffs.

by projectaristotle June 7, 2011

tv outcast

noun. a person who hasn't seen any episodes of a hit television series, who becomes an outcast in social and work situations since they cannot comment and the others do not want to spoil it.

Person 1: Has anyone seen Joseph?
Person 2: He's a tv outcast today since he didn't see the Breaking Bad finale last night.

by projectaristotle October 1, 2013